sorry my bad

Remember that time, we did shots of 151
Then I said hey why don't we go to wawa
yeah that was a stupid Idea
sorry I fell asleep in the road on the way there
and sorry you tripped over my unconcious body
but thanks for making sure I got home

sorry my bad, sorry my bad
didn't mean to make you sad
sorry my bad
but thanks for not writting me off

then that other time, you had work in the morning
and we covered your car with old moldy breadcrums
and they all got stuck to your roof
and the other time, you where making out with your girlfriend
then we decided to break into and defile your van
yeah that was real stupid of me, but kind of fun

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and I really regret the other time when I drank too much
then I starting dissing your job, pissing you off
and saying things I shouldn't have said
but you still made sure I had a place to vomit
and to fall asleep that night
yeah thanks for that, seriously

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sorry for the time I called you to go to a movie
It was for your birthday but I  canceled anyway
I know that was for your suprise party but I still felt like a dick
then at the party I banged on the door for a year
I needed the girl you were with to sign me out of the dorm
so I could go buy strawberry phillies

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god damn there was the other time when I gave you marshmellows
I rubbed them all over my balls and didn't tell you
we laughed as you ate the marshballows
but you still love hanging out all the time
you sure know how to take a joke
I didn't eat your marshballows

sorry my bad, I love you guys
sorry my bad